mommy can do anything!!

my children have been feeling very yucky since friday night. 

fortunately for them, i have a very large store of compassion which should last them their entire lives if they dont use it up on stupid shit. 

they've both had colds and fevers since friday and unfortunately this means our weekend was far from fun. we had big plans. lots of fun. and those plans got cancelled.

so instead, we watched the windup for shark week (its this week), and ate mass amounts of junk food. during these lazy times, this conversation happened, i posted an short version on facebook.

Bear: Mama, those sharks is biting people.
Bug: Dont worry Bear!!! Mama wont let those sharks get you!! Mama will STAB those sharks in the HEAD
(at this time, im gaping at the conversation, im having trouble following because im laughing so hard, as they are both very animated and the thought of actually stabbing a shark in my lifetime is a little scary but very realistic, as im always getting into fucked up situations. now back to the conversation)
Bear: Mama, if those sharks try to bite me, you will stab them!! and then you can cook them because they look TASTY!!!
Bug: YES!! We will eat that shark cause our mommy will stab it and cook it!!
finally....
Me: Yes Bear and Bug, I would gladly save you from the hypothetical shark, I would stab the hypothetical shark in the head and then cook the hypothetical shark for our dinner, simply because you think it looks tasty. Oh, and by the way, YOU ARE WELCOME. for the said stabbing and cooking of hypothetical sharks.

(Mind you, I doubt my shark stabbing abilities after watching four hours of shark week)


BEAR AND BUG: CHEERS, HIGH FIVES, DANCING AND JUMPING ON THE COUCH while screaming "MY MAMA IS GREAT!!!"


Damn, sometimes being a mom is hard........and other times, its really easy. :)

Cue Jaws theme music......